Is it possible that I am actually in hell?

How would I know if I died and went to hell? I mean, maybe this is hell and the devil is tricking me into thinking I am still alive. I have been married for 10 years to a fat, loud, mean human-hippo. We fight every single day. Sometimes we git to swinging and bumping bellies that we bust up out furniture and walls and sometimes we end up out in the yard all rolling around screaming and swinging and biting. The cops have to break us up all the time and now our neighbors have all sined a pertiton to try to kick us out. I am horribly overweight, i drive a crappy ole chevy with a busted spring and i work in a toll booth every day. My sasquatch of a wife takes all my money and sits at the gambling boats day and night and never buys food. I am so miserable that sometimes i sit in my truck and scream into a paper bag until i faint. Tell me I'm NOT in hell?